31 quot;s from Sex and the City:. tags: dating, disappointment,. I have no sex and no romance. Who needs it.?Carrie Bradshaw I like my money where I can see it, hanging in my closet. Miranda Hobbes Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?It's like, it's like picking teams for dodge ball all over again. Carrie : voice over narration Was Samantha right? Were threesomes the new sexual frontier? No question. Guys were infatuated with threesomes. And when I started looking, they were everywhere.Carrie Bradshaw Thats the thing about needs. Sometimes when you get them met, you dont need them anymore. Samantha and Carrie Samantha:Well, lets just say it: you won. Carrie:Was there a contest? Samantha:Oh please! Theres always a contest with an ex.With someone I could trust, like Carrie. Carrie : Oh, gee, I'm flattered. But umm, I'd go with someone who has a little more experience, like Sam. Samantha Jones : Well, thanks. But there is something sexy about a first-timer like Charlotte.Charlotte York : I'm serious! Carrie : I know, but it's your call. Don't do it just to make Jack happy. Charlotte York : But maybe it would bring us closer. Carrie : Sweetie, don't you think it's weird that you're thinking of sleeping with.Miranda Hobbes : Forget the math, just don't fuck on a first date, you're fine. Carrie Bradshaw : Third date. Charlotte York : Too soon! Samantha Jones : Reality check. Charlotte York : And by then at least you're emotionally involved.After all, our lives are built on threesomes. Fat, low-fat, non-fat. First, Business, Economy. Moe, Larry, Curly. Maybe we were never meant to do it with only one other person. Maybe threesomes were the relationship of the future.But it's comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart. and if you're very lucky, a plane ride away.Late one night, Jack popped the inevitable question. Jack : So. what are you fantasies? Charlotte York : Oh, God. I'd love to own my own gallery, and maybe a little cottage in Maine. Jack : Well, actually I meant more like uh, screwing in.Samantha Jones : I've had sex at the gym! Carrie Bradshaw : See, Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses! Charlotte York : I can't believe you took Ecstasy from a stranger! Samantha Jones : It wasn't a stranger.